Dreers On The Throne
Since I've been on the Dreers theme lately, I thought I'd share this little shorty with you.
Dan Webber loved to get something over on Dreers and he always seemed to have a supply of bottle rockets. One night in 1975 at Morehead State in Cartmell Hall Dreers was preparing himself for his evening constitutional trip to the throne. He was singing wearing a bathrobe with Playboy in hand as he ventured into the restroom. I believe we had 4 stalls.
I waited in Dan's room while he checked the facility to be sure Dreers was the only occupant. Once Dreers had settled himself onto the throne and began humming an Elvis tune while thumbing through his Playboy we nailed him. I lit two bottle rockets and laid them on the floor aimed at his feet. Dan turned off the lights and we ducked out as the door shut. When the doors were shut with the lights out there is no place on earth that is any darker.(No Windows) Dreers was screaming to turn on the lights about the time the bottle rockets exploded. We shut the door to Dan's room and listened to Dreers cuss all way the back to his room.
Dan Webber loved to get something over on Dreers and he always seemed to have a supply of bottle rockets. One night in 1975 at Morehead State in Cartmell Hall Dreers was preparing himself for his evening constitutional trip to the throne. He was singing wearing a bathrobe with Playboy in hand as he ventured into the restroom. I believe we had 4 stalls.
I waited in Dan's room while he checked the facility to be sure Dreers was the only occupant. Once Dreers had settled himself onto the throne and began humming an Elvis tune while thumbing through his Playboy we nailed him. I lit two bottle rockets and laid them on the floor aimed at his feet. Dan turned off the lights and we ducked out as the door shut. When the doors were shut with the lights out there is no place on earth that is any darker.(No Windows) Dreers was screaming to turn on the lights about the time the bottle rockets exploded. We shut the door to Dan's room and listened to Dreers cuss all way the back to his room.