Bob Burns has lunch in Flatwoods
Bob Burns came to town a couple of years ago to investigate the possibility of sending his son, Andy, to Russell High School. This is where Jack Savage and I attended. At the time of the visit I was an Ast. Coach at Russell. Well, you have to picture just how quiet and conservative a town like Flatwoods is and then mix in Bob Burns. Something is bound to happen.
We were driving around downtown Flatwoods so I could show Bob the sights and he decided he was hungry. We narrowed our choices, there were only two, and stopped at Layman's restaurant. We were seated at the table and began to peruse the menus. When the waitress walked up behind Bob and asked if he was ready, he started to order. In the middle of his order the waitress stepped into Bob's line of vision. Bob was startled and immediately yelled out, " Woo, look at the GUNS on you". "Can I feel them"? The waitress was taken aback by his sudden outburst until Bob assured her he was referring to her muscles. She allowed Bob to squeeze her arms and told us she was a bodybuilder and could probably take the two of us. I don't doubt it.
With the deep voice and the adams apple, I'm not convinced that she wasn't a Stickwoman!
We were driving around downtown Flatwoods so I could show Bob the sights and he decided he was hungry. We narrowed our choices, there were only two, and stopped at Layman's restaurant. We were seated at the table and began to peruse the menus. When the waitress walked up behind Bob and asked if he was ready, he started to order. In the middle of his order the waitress stepped into Bob's line of vision. Bob was startled and immediately yelled out, " Woo, look at the GUNS on you". "Can I feel them"? The waitress was taken aback by his sudden outburst until Bob assured her he was referring to her muscles. She allowed Bob to squeeze her arms and told us she was a bodybuilder and could probably take the two of us. I don't doubt it.
With the deep voice and the adams apple, I'm not convinced that she wasn't a Stickwoman!